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Postby oldpjams » Tue May 20, 2008 6:23 pm

I'm just the messenger, and it's all in good fun, I think. If people are offended it was all George's idea:

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Postby wileybosco » Tue May 20, 2008 6:26 pm

I would have eaten only half the pencil!
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Postby oldpjams » Tue May 20, 2008 6:27 pm

wileybosco wrote:I would have eaten only half the pencil!


Moderation is key. Feel free to adapt the No Food Diet (NFD) as you see fit.
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Postby ladybugnessa » Tue May 20, 2008 6:30 pm

ROFL! :lol:
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Postby wileybosco » Tue May 20, 2008 6:31 pm

Whats key here is that we are in the other diets thread. No one will find us here. Except Rox!
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Postby oldpjams » Tue May 20, 2008 6:33 pm

wileybosco wrote:Whats key here is that we are in the other diets thread. No one will find us here. Except Rox!


I posted my monkey research thread in the big forums. I'm not sure which one is more potentially insulting, really, but I'm a twisted soul.
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Postby wileybosco » Tue May 20, 2008 6:40 pm

I decided to modify the no-food diet
Mondays-office furniture
Tuesdays- small office supplies
Wednesdays-office furniture w/ 1 grain(preferably walnut, cherry if need substitution)
Thursdays-small appliances
Fridays-office furniture
Sat/Sun/Off plan
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Postby oldpjams » Tue May 20, 2008 6:41 pm

I think you are pushing it too far. At what point does the NFD become something else? Two days off plan and you can blow your whole week.
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Re: No Food Diet

Postby pug.mom » Sat May 09, 2009 12:38 am

That's hilarious!!! I'm SO sending it to everyone I know!!
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